Dan's Pantheon

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Dan's Pantheon

Post by Varda » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:28 pm

One morning, Dan’s shiny chrome toaster produced a slice of toast imprinted with the Virgin Mary. But it really got his attention when in quick succession it produced Buddha, Krishna, Oprah, Moses, Confucius, and Lionel Messi.

Dan was briefly confused by the one with the squiggles, but discovered it was Arabic for Mohammed.

The toaster showed no signs of stopping its miraculous performance. In the meantime, Dan’s tummy growled. Eating the wrong icon, however, might anger someone... powerful.

Better choose the one with the lightest punishment.

Hell was bad, but Dan knew soccer fans. He ate them all except Messi.
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Re: Dan's Pantheon

Post by PhineasQP » Tue Jul 02, 2013 12:36 pm

That's a lot of carbs.
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Re: Dan's Pantheon

Post by Scattercat » Tue Jul 02, 2013 2:57 pm

Lucky it wasn't Khorne-bread...

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Post by TheBigBadG » Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:24 pm

Scattercat wrote:Lucky it wasn't Khorne-bread...
Always makes my guts Nurgle.

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Post by Varda » Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:56 pm

Scattercat wrote:Lucky it wasn't Khorne-bread...
:lol:
Let's call it pan-theism. :mrgreen:
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