Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos

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DoctorBanzai
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Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos

Post by DoctorBanzai » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:26 pm

“ATTACK!!!!”

The command came down the line, hollered by each of the group commanders. We quickly checked our bandoliers, insuring that plenty of ammo was available to us, and then rushed forward. With each step we drew closer to the ranks of the enemy, in all its dark, hairy glory.

When the range was right, we cocked our weapons, pumping them hard to build up strength and fill the barrels with the thick, white goo in the tanks strapped to the backs of the guns.

Super-Soakers filled with Nair were the only weapon we had left against the invading moustaches.

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Post by Flintknapper » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:32 pm

DoctorBanzai wrote:
When the range was right, we cocked our weapons, pumping them hard to build up strength and fill the barrels with the thick, white goo
Hmm... are you sure they are shooting nair?

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Re: Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos

Post by Varda » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:51 am

Flintknapper wrote:
DoctorBanzai wrote:
When the range was right, we cocked our weapons, pumping them hard to build up strength and fill the barrels with the thick, white goo
Hmm... are you sure they are shooting nair?
:lol:
... if you know what I mean? :wink: :wink:
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Re: Super-Soaker (Moustache Resistance) - Moustache Mythos

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:16 pm

I feel bad for the soldiers on the ground. They haven't a moustache's chance in a Nair factory.

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