Revisionist History

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Revisionist History

Post by Varda » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:05 pm

When Danny turned eight, reality warped. All the dinosaurs un-extincted, schools imploded, and broccoli went AWOL, preserved in our minds only as a sense of relief at its absence.

By 2018, the year of his surprise World Cup victory, Danny’s army of naked babes overran everything: Hogwarts, Asgard, Gondor, Irkutsk, Canada, and Narnia. Even the Jedi Council obeyed him.

As we hated him, so we loved our god-king.

We know how he did it, of course. The problem’s the anonymity. Without knowing which Wikipedia articles he edited, we can’t be sure what changed, or even who existed before his coming.
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Re: Revisionist History

Post by Flintknapper » Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:35 pm

This one got a chuckle out me. Our dependence on Wikipedia is certainly telling.

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