Igor's Revenge
Igor's Revenge
I've recently discovered the Drabblecast and love the weird! This is my first attempt at a Drabble.
Igor pushed the mop slowly around the laboratory. He sighed as the blood and offal sloshed down the drain. His mind drifted back to the sonnet he had been composing.
Oh, what's the use? A Masters in English and here I am, sucked back into the family business, kissing up to that idiot. Master, my ass. Igor had seen better experiments in his tenth grade chemistry lab.
A faint noise caught his attention. He limped over to the tower window and looked down. He smiled as he heard the clank of pitchforks, saw the flickering of torches. Time to pack.
Igor pushed the mop slowly around the laboratory. He sighed as the blood and offal sloshed down the drain. His mind drifted back to the sonnet he had been composing.
Oh, what's the use? A Masters in English and here I am, sucked back into the family business, kissing up to that idiot. Master, my ass. Igor had seen better experiments in his tenth grade chemistry lab.
A faint noise caught his attention. He limped over to the tower window and looked down. He smiled as he heard the clank of pitchforks, saw the flickering of torches. Time to pack.
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Welcome, Cymraeg!
Excellent introductory offer.
It raises such interesting questions: Is this where all English Majors go? I guess Dr. Frankenstein doesn't have to steal bodies from cemeteries any more! Might the people with the pitchforks be the graduate's parents, stuck with big student loans for an Degree preparing them to be Igor?
Is it any different having a degree in Welsh?
Excellent introductory offer.
It raises such interesting questions: Is this where all English Majors go? I guess Dr. Frankenstein doesn't have to steal bodies from cemeteries any more! Might the people with the pitchforks be the graduate's parents, stuck with big student loans for an Degree preparing them to be Igor?
Is it any different having a degree in Welsh?
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I really like this...
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Hey, welcome to the forums! Love the first drabble. Poor Igor, caught in the hereditary poverty cycle of English majoring! 

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Thanks for the warm welcome. I'm sure the majority of top earning CEO's are Welsh majors. 

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I only know one - As I recall, the head conductor on the #62 bus for Jelly Park was Welsh. But come to think of it, he might have been Welch's.
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Cymraeg, welcome! Come in, sit down, have a glass of... actually, don't drink that.
Nice drabble. Hard to beat a good torches-and-pitchforks mob... because there are so many of them, and they have torches and pitchforks.
Keep drabbling!
Nice drabble. Hard to beat a good torches-and-pitchforks mob... because there are so many of them, and they have torches and pitchforks.
Keep drabbling!
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Welcome and well done first drabble! Loved it.
I found the switch from first-to-third person a little weird though.
I found the switch from first-to-third person a little weird though.
Fix that and we have a winner!Oh, what's the use? A Masters in English and here I am, sucked back into the family business, kissing up to that idiot. Master, my ass. Igor had seen better experiments in his tenth grade chemistry lab.
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Simply a matter of adding quotations to Igor's words, then putting Igor in a new paragraph.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Thanks for the helpful feedback. How about this?
Igor pushed the mop slowly around the laboratory. He sighed as the blood and offal sloshed down the drain. Igor had seen better experiments in his tenth grade chemistry lab. His mind drifted back to the sonnet he had been composing.
"Oh, what's the use? A Masters in English and here I am, sucked back into the family business, kissing up to that idiot. Master, my ass."
A faint noise caught his attention. He limped over to the tower window and looked down. He smiled as he heard the clank of pitchforks, saw the flickering of torches. Time to pack.
Igor pushed the mop slowly around the laboratory. He sighed as the blood and offal sloshed down the drain. Igor had seen better experiments in his tenth grade chemistry lab. His mind drifted back to the sonnet he had been composing.
"Oh, what's the use? A Masters in English and here I am, sucked back into the family business, kissing up to that idiot. Master, my ass."
A faint noise caught his attention. He limped over to the tower window and looked down. He smiled as he heard the clank of pitchforks, saw the flickering of torches. Time to pack.
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Time to pack doesn't much move me. I'm thinking it would be cool for Igor to feel something of an English major thrill.
Igor smiled. He loved plot resolution.
Or
The thrill of catharsis!
Igor smiled. He loved plot resolution.
Or
The thrill of catharsis!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Cymraeg wrote:Thanks for the helpful feedback. How about this?
Igor pushed the mop slowly around the laboratory. He sighed as the blood and offal sloshed down the drain. Igor had seen better experiments in his tenth grade chemistry lab. His mind drifted back to the sonnet he had been composing.
"Oh, what's the use? A Masters in English and here I am, sucked back into the family business, kissing up to that idiot. Master, my ass."
A faint noise caught his attention. He limped over to the tower window and looked down. He smiled as he heard the clank of pitchforks, saw the flickering of torches. Time to pack.
I love Igor ruminating on his English classes. But for a second I thought the phrase in quotations after was the sonnet he had been composing. Also, doesn't this mean Igor looses his job? I wonder where he'll work next. Maybe he can finish his Philosophy degree.
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Haha! Reminds me of a friend who, instead of saying "There's been a change of plans, so I'll be running late" likes to say, "PLOT TWIST!"strawman wrote:Time to pack doesn't much move me. I'm thinking it would be cool for Igor to feel something of an English major thrill.
Igor smiled. He loved plot resolution.
Or
The thrill of catharsis!

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Nice. Or perhaps "He loved deconstruction."strawman wrote:Time to pack doesn't much move me. I'm thinking it would be cool for Igor to feel something of an English major thrill.
Igor smiled. He loved plot resolution.
Or
The thrill of catharsis!
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bingo!Cymraeg wrote: "He loved deconstruction."
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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