To Feast on an Endangered Species

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To Feast on an Endangered Species

Post by phyx » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:32 pm

“Come in, my good man! The feast will be prepared soon. Follow me this way and I shall lead you to your private room.”

Feast on an endangered species, what a sales pitch. I just couldn’t help myself.

“Sit in here, Sir and I will ring up your order.”

Ring up? I paid ten grand at the door. Why isn’t it already? ...oh, that elegant scent.

Garlic.

Basil.

Parsley.

Marjoram.

Do I detect a hint of sumac?

Such a hearty aroma. It’s like they are venting into the room just to tease me.

Why is it so hot in here?
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Re: To Feast on an Endangered Species

Post by Varda » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:38 pm

To Serve Man! :D

On another note, one my life goals is to try whale meat someday. As long as it's legal in the country where I'm trying it. So I'd definitely fall for the Endangered Species Feast trap.
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Re: To Feast on an Endangered Species

Post by chemistryguy » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIt89l0VZb0

If you got the cash, we'll serve up human hash.

Enjoyed this drabble.

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Re: To Feast on an Endangered Species

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Wed Sep 25, 2013 3:06 am

You didn't even think twice about the cumin-paprika massage oil. Delicious drabble.

And Varda, nice reference! I wonder if that episode was less hilarious when it originally aired than it is today. Because man, what a punch line!

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Re: To Feast on an Endangered Species

Post by K. Claymore » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:03 pm

That's one of my FAVORITE T Zone episodes of all time!!!

Thank you guys for giving me that free trip down memory lane :)

Enjoyed the drabble!

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