Friendship is Thick

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Friendship is Thick

Post by jkjones21 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:30 am

Marmalade the unicorn galloped gleefully through the rolling hills of Summerberry Glen.

On the next hill over, he spied another member of his herd grazing. It was that gloomy gus, Greyflicker.

“Hello, Greyflicker!” called Marmalade.

Greyflicker swished her tail and snorted. “Go away.”

Cantering over, Marmalade winneyed his delight. “I know when you say, ‘Go away,’ you just mean, ‘I’m lonely!’”

Looking up from her meal of fresh antelope, Greyflicker glared at the gleaming Marmalade. “Go greet a virgin. I’m fine by myself.”

“Okay!” Marmalade trotted away in search of another friend. Maybe UNICODE-BOT would like to play.

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Re: Friendship is Thick

Post by Varda » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:31 am

jkjones21 wrote:Go greet a virgin.
Jkjones, m'dear, is that unicorn for "fuck off"? O_o Can this enter mainstream English? That's practically Shakespearean in composition!
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Re: Friendship is Thick

Post by jkjones21 » Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:34 am

Varda wrote:
jkjones21 wrote:Go greet a virgin.
Jkjones, m'dear, is that unicorn for "fuck off"? O_o Can this enter mainstream English? That's practically Shakespearean in composition!
Could be.

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