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Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme)

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:04 pm
by Varda
We always promised that in a zombie apocalypse, we’d put each other down if one of us got infected. I was terrified of becoming one. A bullet to the temple, a machete swipe would be our final oath of love.

But we never expected this. Zombies were supposed to be mindless. But you’re straining against the ropes, you’re reaching for me with infected fingers and yellow eyes full of desire, and calling me by name. “Dana, darling, come to me. I want you. I need you!”

Yes, but you only want me for my brains.

Which of us dies now?

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:16 pm
by strawman
Two splorts up!

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:20 pm
by Varda
Holy crap! Since when have I had a custom title?!!

*insert expression of abject joy*

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:37 pm
by DoctorBanzai
What a wonderful way to start my day.

Thank you!

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:11 pm
by Cwpants
Varda wrote:Yes, but you only want me for my brains.
Love love LOVE this line! :))

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:09 am
by will write for beer
Cwpants wrote:
Varda wrote:Yes, but you only want me for my brains.
Love love LOVE this line! :))
yep.

Re: Our Zombie Apocalypse Pact (Somebody's Gotta Do It Theme

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:57 am
by MonsieurMoustache
Aw man....that's a good question. If Zombies aren't all pop culture made them out to be...yech. Can you imagine coming home from the funeral to find Great-Aunt Nora popping Cheez-Os and complaining about her maggots? Euch. Now that's scary.