When Pants Attack

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kentblue82
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When Pants Attack

Post by kentblue82 » Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:07 am

When we heard the news that pants everywhere had become sentient, no one took it seriously. Most of us shared the same thought:

They’re just pants. What kind of damage can pants really do?

It was a question that would soon be answered.

Trousers constricted with enough force to shatter bones. Elastic waistbands tightened so swiftly, people were cut in half. Yoga pants wiggled out of drawers and wrapped around unsuspecting necks.

A few of us have been able to survive the attack. We remain vigilant. We burn any pants we can find. We fight back.

We only wear dresses.
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying." - Arthur C. Clarke

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Re: When Pants Attack

Post by Cwpants » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:35 pm

You think you've defeated us, but my pants brethren will rise from the ashes and rule the world!

Mwah ah ah ah!!!!

(Fun Drabble! Made me think of this: http://youtu.be/zTGuBa_R7Jw)
C.W. Pants

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing

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