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Some people are never happy

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:29 am
by Djinndustries
“Relax,” the wish ombudsman soothed, “Tell me what happened.”

“This is the most lux capsule hotel in Tokyo and we charge over $1200 a night. Recently our rival hired a dwarf cellist. Half our clients moved overnight! We were hemorrhaging money! So…I resorted to a genie.”

“So why call us? What went wrong?” The ombudsman looked around the small but richly appointed foyer, seeing a well stocked bar and a tiny piano.

“Well, you can see we already have the piano, over there. I don’t need an organ!”

“I don’t understand…”

“I asked for a 12” pianist” he screeched, unzipping.

Re: Some people are never happy

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:09 am
by Varda
Wait'll he sees the tromboner that goes with it. :p