Dear Mr. President

[Cwpants]

Dear Mr. President,

This is the third letter I’ve sent regarding the potential alien threat. I assume you didn’t get the first two as I’ve seen no defense measures taken.

As you are aware, it’s my belief that the human race is being infiltrated by a hostile, alien force. These extraterrestrial beings are exploiting men's affinity for gaming, Sci-Fi trilogies, and super heroes to lead us eagerly into their evil grasp.

I’ve stumbled across additional information I believe will unmask the leader of the vicious creatures I’ve dubbed "Nerd Girls". Please apprehend Zooey Deschanel and contact me immediately.

Regards,

TruthSeeker42

[phyx]

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Thank you. I enjoyed this.

[gunsofchekhovia]

I always thought she was more of an indie-hipster type than a "nerd girl." Of course I don't watch that TV show of hers, so that might be what I'm missing.

Funny. Nice work.