Dear Mr. President

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Dear Mr. President

Post by Cwpants » Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:01 pm

Dear Mr. President,

This is the third letter I’ve sent regarding the potential alien threat. I assume you didn’t get the first two as I’ve seen no defense measures taken.

As you are aware, it’s my belief that the human race is being infiltrated by a hostile, alien force. These extraterrestrial beings are exploiting men's affinity for gaming, Sci-Fi trilogies, and super heroes to lead us eagerly into their evil grasp.

I’ve stumbled across additional information I believe will unmask the leader of the vicious creatures I’ve dubbed "Nerd Girls". Please apprehend Zooey Deschanel and contact me immediately.


C.W. Pants

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing

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Re: Dear Mr. President

Post by phyx » Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:08 pm


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ha... ha... heh... hmmm....

aaaahhhh hahahahahhahahahaha.

Thank you. I enjoyed this.
~nobody of consequence

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Re: Dear Mr. President

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:13 pm

I always thought she was more of an indie-hipster type than a "nerd girl." Of course I don't watch that TV show of hers, so that might be what I'm missing.

Funny. Nice work.

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