Head-Butt Hitman

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DoctorBanzai
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Head-Butt Hitman

Post by DoctorBanzai » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:29 pm

“It’s the metal plate in my skull,” I explained to the airport security guard when the metal detector bleeped as I passed through it.

“Metal plate?” he waved the wand over my head and watched as the little lights moved up and down the display. “What happened?”

I shrugged: “Nothing, really. I needed it for work.”

The security guy paused at that, “Work? What is it that you do?”

“It’s a specialty career. I do consulting work, generally on short term contract. Nothing you need to worry about.” I glanced at the wand he held. “Am I clear to pass?”

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Re: Head-Butt Hitman

Post by Varda » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:10 pm

See, I thought his job is to professionally hold up the airport security line, but reading the title, I guess he headbutts people for a living? I'm going to go with "up to the reader", because I LOVE the idea of someone professionally standing in line at the airport all day (maybe to attract attention, so someone else can slip through uninspected?). That's hilarious! :D
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Re: Head-Butt Hitman

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Sun Nov 17, 2013 7:19 pm

*snortle*

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