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The Exam (Aliens)

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:04 pm
by Kbilly
Up until now, Aaron had been fortunate enough to avoid “that exam”.

Military physicals, fortieth and fiftieth birthdays, discharge physical...even the great flaccid scare of 2009. Somehow it had just never happened to him. Maybe it was the high fiber diet?

No complaints, obviously, and no jokes about exit only, the Hershey Highway or Doctor Jelly Finger. And you’d better believe that in the twenty four years in the Army, the other grunts would use every opportunity to rib the guys coming back from the doc with “that” walk.

At least his first “probe” would be on a real UFO…

Re: The Exam

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:56 pm
by gunsofchekhovia
That exam was digital before it was cool.

This is... uncomfortable on several levels. Good job, Kbilly, and welcome to the world of drabbling!

Re: The Exam

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:17 pm
by Varda
HA!!! Genius. Wish I'd written it. There should be more drabbles in the world about prostate exams as performed by aliens.

Re: The Exam

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:35 am
by Spindaddy
Its always better when it's aliens probing you... it feels more clinical. Uh, I mean... that's what I read on the internet....

Re: The Exam

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:57 pm
by Kbilly
Spindaddy wrote:Its always better when it's aliens probing you... it feels more clinical. Uh, I mean... that's what I read on the internet....
I don't know about feeling more "clinical" from aliens. I mean, that time it happened to me it just felt nasty, of course I can't prove that they didn't have green cards! I'm just kidding, nothing like that ever happened, I'm no televangelist! But if you want to, you can send a donation to help you enter into your final reward. All praise Bono!

Re: The Exam

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:46 am
by Spindaddy
I agree! It totally never happened to me either. I don't care what footage that little green dude has in the corner! That was PHOTOSHOPPED!

Re: The Exam

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:06 am
by secretnude
An alien wants a sample of stool
from a middle aged male fool
who had never been probed
or even simply disrobed

by a earth doctor like McCoy
or even other army boys
so he rode an alien beam
naked as he screamed

to the top of his voice
but he had really no choice
since the Aliens are powerful
and the UFO colourful

up in the sky at night
so he could not fight
and the finger did probe
and he was enrobed

and returned to bed
which he then lined with lead
and glad he is not dead.

Re: The Exam (Aliens)

Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 6:52 pm
by Varda
Bumping on behalf of Kbilly, for Aliens month! :)