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(Alien) Biological Ships Sensors and Propulsion

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:53 pm

Bioships
have Twelve eyes
for binocular vision along x, y and z planes
as a professor explained.

Two eyes in front,
Two eyes at the back,
Two eyes at the top,
Two eyes at the bottom,
Two eyes at the left and
Two eyes at the right.

Active
and passive
radar serves as a redundant
sense for the abundant
asteroids and dust
that avoid, Bioships must.

Plasma jet
propulsion
is mainly at the back with yet
many maneuvering thrusters
that double as weapons.

Maneuvering thrusters
can get damaged
as Bioships
age.

Hence Bioships
grow new
thrusters
so maneuverability is renewed.
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Entering an (Alien) Biological Ship

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:38 pm

Bioships look like black
space whales
that is difficult to see in the black
darkness of space
but without fins.

I entered in
one of these space whales
via the mouth
that opened out
voluntarily to let me in.

Mouth is also used to eat space
dust and gas
that help build up the mass
of this giant space
leviathan that I faced.

Biped crew directed
me to the pressurized control center
close to the brain connected
via tubes to their pressurized living quarters.

Pressurized living quarters
and pressurized control center
are the result of Bioship
domestication
and artificial selection.
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Having a sponge bath nude in an (Alien) Biological Ship

Post by secretnude » Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:11 pm

For Bioships
matter in any form
is good
food
along with any form
of radiation.

I checked my radiation
meter and the skin of the Bioship
does good
work in absorbing the nasties.

Speaking of the nasties,
I threw my waste
in some haste
as it is zero g
you see
in a plastic bag
that doesn't sag.

Biological
waste
don't go to waste
and can be directly used by the Bioship.

I wish they installed gravity plating
here in the bathroom as it is grating
to be not able to shower.

I guess they are conserving water
and power.
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A nice dinner of (Alien) rice

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:15 am

I had a very nice
dinner of alien rice
in the belly
of this Bioship
and alien rice
filled my belly
very nicely
indeed.

Indeed
this Bioship
never ceases to amaze
as my hip
Biped Alien Friends
guided me through a maze
of tubes that ended
in a Bioship
section with Two Curled up Man
Sized Objects.

Objects
that Aliens called the 'Schwartz'
as this Bioship
is a man.

I guess 'Schwartz'
means 'Spaceship Balls'
and this Bioship
has some Big Balls.

I learned that my Alien Friends
'harvest' the Schwartz fluid to sell
for great profits, I could tell.
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(Alien) Space Bioship and (Alien) Space Biped first Contact

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 3:04 am

'Schwartz'
sounded Terran
so I ran
a query for 'Schwartz'
and came up with a Terran
movie called 'Space Balls'
that Aliens
must have seen.

It seems
that Aliens
adopted the name Schwartz
for the Bioship
'Internal Balls'
like that in Terran
Whales.

I am in a Bioship
that is 9 times bigger than a Blue Whale.

This Bioship
is equipped
with industrial facilities.

The facilities
gather heavy metals
from metallic
meteoroids that this Bioship
eats.

Bioships
will eat
any matter
that it gets into contact
with and in the first contact
with the endosymbiont Aliens
the Aliens
were eaten.
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Biped (Alien) Endosymbionts inside an (Alien) Space Whale

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:06 am

During
the first contact,
the Alien endosymbionts
didn't die
despite being eaten by
a Bioship.

Biped future endosymbionts
protected by a space suit
found areas in the Bioship
barely suitable for habitation.

Aliens
in areas barely suitable for habitation
took off their space suits
as being naked suits
them better like the naked Bioship
in space.

Aliens soon designated space
inside the Bioship
for eating
sleeping
and washing.

It is a wash
as to who benefits
more as the Bioships
benefit
from the maintenance of the Aliens.

Aliens
began supplying energy to the Bioships
like Mitochondria
that where once Bacteria.
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(Alien) Biological Ships with a Golf Course

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:52 am

I am face to face
with a member of the naked Alien race
that are the original inhabitants of Bioships
and these Aliens
and are quite hip
about selling surplus Bioships
to Terra.

The Terran
Military Spacefleet
already have six Bioships
and Virgin Galactica wants a Bioship
Luxury Fleet
to serve the Terran elite.

The accommodations in this Bioship
is quite 'Spartan' but I can envision
a host of luxury provisions
that would improve living conditions.

The elite
could also have permanent Bioship
settlement
for in exchange for cash settlement
of course
with free membership
to an Onship
Golf Course.

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The Munchies.

Post by Darnoc » Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:15 am

I wish I had a chicken sandwich, one of my very own. I would eat every bite of it even beak and bone. I may even cook it, delicous till the last bite. I may fix another one the taste is out of sight . The feathers dont bother me much the juices run down my chin. almost finished now with this one, I think I will do it again. Just a sick addiction I guess I'm out of control now to fix another one on a seeded roll.

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Re: The Munchies.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:40 am

Darnoc wrote:...Just a sick addiction I guess I'm out of control now to fix another one on a seeded roll.
A poetic spambot or a new member?

Welcome aboard, Darnoc -- or congratulations to some overseas spammer, whichever applies!

Please prove your humanity, lest a moderator smite thee.

If you are human, that is a fine poem with better grammar than most spammers (couple typos, though), but it is not quite a drabble (exactly 100 words) and, if Secretnude objects, it may have to be relocated from this thread.

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Re: The Munchies.

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:29 am

I gave consent
to another decent
member of this community
to post here undrabble like poetry
and I despair
it would be unfair
to condemn this act
or to overreact.

I have delayed my response to get his side
and besides
9 out of 10 would agree
that I am a rhymebot as you see.

He has done less harm than me
initially
to this community
and I hope to get some interactivity
with old and new members alike.

I am unsure what to unlike
except the fact that it isn't a drabble
this guy hath not caused me trouble.
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Darnoc wrote:...Just a sick addiction I guess I'm out of control now to fix another one on a seeded roll.
A poetic spambot or a new member?

Welcome aboard, Darnoc -- or congratulations to some overseas spammer, whichever applies!

Please prove your humanity, lest a moderator smite thee.

If you are human, that is a fine poem with better grammar than most spammers (couple typos, though), but it is not quite a drabble (exactly 100 words) and, if Secretnude objects, it may have to be relocated from this thread.
"Be Authentically Weird and be Weird
enough to be in a Category of One."

"It's time to shake up staid traditions
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(Alien) Kilrat Antimatter bombardment of Terran Settlement

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:31 pm

Due to Kilrat antimatter bombardment
there was nothing left of this Terran
Settlement.

Terra
entered a new era
in the Kilrat
War as we have authorization
to use our Antimatter Weapons for detonation
in the Planet Krat
in the Kilrat System that
maybe the only way to teach these Cats
that
messing with Terra
is a terrible
idea.

This idea
is terrifying
but the gloves are off even if Terrans
have off planet
brain backups.

We revived the Planetary
Leader
from a brain backup.

Leader
expressed concern about temporary
or possibly permanent relocation
of his Planetary
Constituencies given the situation.

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Kilrat First Contact viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=580#p46439
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A hastily put up refugee camp that is damp

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 1:48 pm

Planetary Leader Jay
of the devastated Planet Kor
expressed dismay
his constituents will relocate to Bor.

Bor,
has a reputation for harboring
exiles and criminal elements.

Weak law enforcement allowed elements
like neoMafia and Illegal Brain Hackers
with alleged corporate backers
to thrive on Bor.

Bor
will harbor
war refugees now
and somehow
make suitable accommodations
on the recommendation
of the Cyborg Federation.

Bor
has no choice but to comply
as to deny
war refugees is a nonstarter
as per Federation Charter.

The refugee camp
was damp
and lacked facilities.

Terra had very little casualties
due to brain backup niceties.

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neoMafia on Bor viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&p=46472#p46472

Illegal Brain Hackers on Bor viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=660#p46615

Birth of the Cyborg Federation viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=580#p46440
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Re: The Munchies.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:18 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Darnoc -- or congratulations to some overseas spammer, whichever applies!

Please prove your humanity, lest a moderator smite thee.
Apologies. Darnoc appears to be as human as I am. :twisted:

Welcome aboard, Darnoc!

secretnude wrote:I gave consent
to another decent
member of this community
to post here undrabble like poetry
and I despair
it would be unfair
to condemn this act
or to overreact.
...
Thanks, Secretnude.

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Re: The Munchies.

Post by secretnude » Mon Feb 10, 2014 11:57 pm

Surprising how quickly
and effortlessly
this thread has grown
and I will let it be known
that the pages
here now matches my Terran age.

Glad that you have not given up on humanity
unlike me
that in fiction, you see
has given
the AI synthetic equal weight to carbon
based life
and maybe, I might want a silicon
based wife.

My fictional location
is in a star system that is not fiction.

Tau Ceti has up to five
possibly life bearing planets
and more probably life
bearing exoplanets
are being discovered
and soon maybe Alien life humanity
will discover.
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Please prove your humanity...
Apologies. Darnoc appears to be as human as I am. :twisted:

Welcome aboard, Darnoc
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A Terran spy in an (Alien) body that nobody supects

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:40 am

I am a spy in a Kilrat body
that nobody
the Kilrat Planet
Krat has yet
suspected
as expected.

I obtained steganographically
encoded information
warning me of the potential destruction
of Krat
such that
moving away geographically
won't matter
as the entire surface of Krat
will get bombarded with Antimatter.

My Kilrat Wife,
my kids and
my life
is under threat and I don't kid.

We should
seek exile in a neutral planet
before Terra would
impose
this supposed
revenge
for a destroyed planetary
colony to be avenged.

Revenge that
goes beyond what
Kilrats
have calculated and stakes
have escalated.

### Drabble Links ###
Previous viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&p=46685#p46685

Destroyed Terran colony viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5327&start=740#p46738
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Planned (Alien) Planetary Destruction

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:03 pm

Steganography
is the art of hiding information
everyday items of communication
like in this case artistic photography
in an ePostcard from a neutral planet
spelling out the planned
planetary destruction
of the planet
that I am on.

Terra wants me to maintain cover
and obtain
an escape after recovering
information
that pertains
to planetary defenses
and offensive
weapon platforms
that shall inform
the Cyborg Federation
how to defeat the Kilrat Dominion

In my opinion
the Terra has been holding back
out of moral concerns and back
even during our first hostile
encounter
any force they muster
we can definitely counter.
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Icanhas(Alien)PlanetaryDestruction soon

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:32 pm

Message implanted
in a Vintage Lolcat
electronic post card that
even our enemy Kilrats
love was visible to my naked eyes
without any device
due to my neurochip implant.

It was 'Happy Cat'
that
was asking for a Cheeseburger.

Man, I want a Cheeseburger
as they don't serve them on Krat
and we eat
cow sized Alien rats
that
we eat
rare.

I would dare
my Terran friends to eat
this delicious meat
but real beef
is hard to beat.

Beef
between Terra and Krat
goes beyond bureaucrats
and war on both sides have popular support
that gives me discomfort.
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Icandeactivate(Alien)PlanetaryDefenses

Post by secretnude » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:53 pm

I
am a Spy
and a General on Krat.

I have access to Krat
Bureaucrats.

I would call them PussyCrats.
I am one as we are Cats
and Bureaucrats.

I feel dirty as a rat.
I executed instructions that
will deactivate Automated Planetary
Defences
on Krat
when the Terran Planetary
Offensive
Task Force
of course
arrives via a Worm Hole
and a Defensive Hole
will be there due to a Mole.

Not many 'Happy Cats'
will be left due to a 'Happy Cat
Electronic Post Card'
that
was not hard
for me to decode
since my implants can decypher code.

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