The Password For Heaven Never Changes

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The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by Bejami » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:42 am

Attention all souls:

During the recent upgrade of our Pearly Gates Encryption Services, a limited breach in security was detected. Information regarding individuals born between 1948 and 1961 was accessed. At this time, it is unknown if anyone's status was compromised in a way that would affect placement, but an investigation has been launched.

If you experience damnation in error, a Benediction patch will soon be available for download. Additionally, applicants are always eligible for the G.R.A.C.E. procedure upon request.

Further information will be available soon via clergy members of all denominations and select sign-wielding homeless persons.


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Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by Varda » Mon Jan 27, 2014 2:44 pm

I liked it as I was reading, and then I hit the bit about the homeless people's signs, and I REALLY liked it! :lol:

Nice one, Bejami! Your drabbles just keep getting more and more awesome. I always look forward to reading them.
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Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by MatWeller » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:46 pm

I also enjoyed it. Very cute.

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Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:51 pm

Eternally topical.
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Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by gunsofchekhovia » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:50 pm

Mind throwing in a year of that identity theft protection service that comes with the newsletter to periodically remind me how big a threat identity theft is?

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Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by strawman » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:39 pm

Those 40 million Target ID hacks?
Compliments of LifeLock's secret Marketing and Acquisitions Division (aka "Mark and Hack").
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Re: The Password For Heaven Never Changes

Post by jeetkuneluke » Sun Feb 23, 2014 10:40 am

Love it.

When I die and go to Hell, I'm going to blame it on computer error.

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