Deep, gravely voice: In a world where his way of life is being taken over by a new generation, one man will accept any assignment he can. You know him from action blockbusters such as: Super Mega-Beast Death Match VIII, The Tomahawk Of Justice, and The Itchy Trigger Tentacle. Coming soon, Sherm Norman is: The Undercover Girl Scout. Watch him go from confirmed kills to bake sales, as he tries to protect the President's daughter. Will his cover be blown before he can find out who keeps putting frogs in her knapsack? See it this summer.
Rated G (crude humor)
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.