Sloth

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unseentangerine
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Sloth

Post by unseentangerine » Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:26 am

Mutagenic animal experiments proved unsuccessful. But when undergraduate Troy Trent was accidentally hugged by a radioactive sloth, the mutation spread! Back at his dorm, he discovered amazing new abilities emerging.

Huge six inch claws allowed him to hang from any support using no muscle strength! Altered metabolism gave him months between meals! Wide set eyes that could disarm any foe!

Will college boy Troy sleep through the next four days and miss delivering his doctoral thesis?

Can he prevent his professor's alter ego Moss-Man from slowly enveloping his Asian crush Soki?

He will need all his superhuman powers this semester!
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: Sloth

Post by Caustic Reverie » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:15 pm

Funny stuff. I can't wait for the cameo from Stan Lee delivering houseplants by the dozen.

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