The 5 Train

[ScottSpath]

“It’s not that I’d ever really do it,” Mike said as we climbed down to the subway platform, “but every night when I’m coming home from work—the pushing and shoving just to get onto the train—it gets to me, you know.” He frowned and shook his head. I could tell that he already regretted revealing such a dark fantasy on our first date. “You probably think I’m an awful person now.”
“Actually,” I said as I heard the number 5 approach, “that sounds kinda fun,” and I pushed him onto the tracks in front of the oncoming train.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Welcome aboard, ScottSpath!
I'm sure the cops will understand...

[ScottSpath]

Thanks, Algernon Sydney is Dead! Glad to be here!