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Fungiculture

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:56 pm
by Phenopath
I apologise in advance for this one...

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Ted staggered out of the Fox and Hounds and headed up the dark lane. Arriving back at the farm he crossed the yard and opened the rickety door of the mushroom shed. Inside he was greeted by the sweet scent of compost and through the gloom could just make out the pale fungi.

Ted was always amused at the crazy prices the fancy London restaurants paid for his mushrooms. But this was a craft, the secret was too maintain just the right balance of moisture and nutrients. Unzipping his fly he released a hearty stream of piss over the crop.

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 3:17 pm
by strawman
As the chief of the Cambridge police department so aptly put it, any statement beginning with "Although I am not familiar with the facts of this case" should end with "so I have nothing to say".

But I believe, in the subculture, this is refered to as "water sports".

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:12 pm
by Phenopath
strawman wrote: But I believe, in the subculture, this is refered to as "water sports".
Strawman, you make it sound so dirty :roll:

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:49 pm
by strawman
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
Says it right there on the menu.

Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:35 pm
by Phenopath
Indeed, I am glad that I left out the stinking bishop puns :)

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:57 am
by Phenopath
Phenopath wrote:Indeed, I am glad that I left out the stinking bishop puns :)
Which would be rubbish because that is a cheese.