If Sharks Were Puppies

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If Sharks Were Puppies

Post by unseentangerine » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:23 am

“The moon casts a dark shadow, but raw potatoes are your salvation. You look up but you are throwing up. Keep proclaiming your trust in the high E string while your intonations are pure. Never forget where you got that temporary tattoo. Your investments will blossom. Your lover's lips are not covered in saline, but their intentions are trustworthy. Traveling will be your greatest pleasure and crow. Keep betting until the fire extinguishers are inspected by a woman accompanied by a monkey with a cigarette. Don't let anxiety distract you from indigo.” Wow! That was a long fortune cookie!
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: If Sharks Were Puppies

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:43 am

If only my cookies were so specific and clear.

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Re: If Sharks Were Puppies

Post by pondspider » Tue Oct 07, 2014 12:36 pm

Weirdly, it began to make sense somehow. I need more sleep.

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Re: If Sharks Were Puppies

Post by strawman » Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:02 pm

Toss those cookies!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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