To Serve [Asshole Samaritan Theme]

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Penman Bland
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To Serve [Asshole Samaritan Theme]

Post by Penman Bland » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:01 pm

Giant spacecraft hung over all Earth's cities. No weapons seemed to harm them.

The emissary of its race stood before the General Assembly, light twinkling on the facets of its vast obsidian eyes. Screeches and clicks from its orifice were smothered by the words from the device in its foremost upper hand.

“You cannot resist us. Your technology is insufficient. Hear me and understand that we cannot be stopped.” Delegates muttered in a pause.

“We have come to be enslaved by mankind. We shall be ruled from this day forward!”

The result was predictable; it was the rout of humanity.
Euphonious phony tsunami

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Post by pondspider » Wed Oct 08, 2014 12:13 am

Penman Bland wrote:“We have come to be enslaved by mankind. We shall be ruled from this day forward!”

The result was predictable; it was the rout of humanity.
Let me get this straight... The invaders managed to defeat humankind despite their flawed language translation technology? Or did they intend to be enslaved by humans, but got it disastrously wrong somehow? :?

Answers on postcard... :wink:

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Re: To Serve [Asshole Samaritan Theme]

Post by strawman » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:25 am

"RESET"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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