Thor Goes to Ikea

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Chivalrybean
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Thor Goes to Ikea

Post by Chivalrybean » Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:51 pm

Thor and Loki gathered a pencil and a store map. In the Ikea showroom, Thor wrote down row and bin numbers for the desired items, asking Loki for advice. Ikea was the best place to get magical weapons and armor in Asgard. Down in the self-serve warehouse, Thor gathered up his items. Mjöllnir, a mighty hammer, Megingjord, a strength boosting belt, and Járngreipr, special iron gloves to wield the hammer. At the checkout, Thor got some meatballs for the dinner he'd want after fighting giants. Ikea no longer sells mythic weapons, but the item naming system is still in use.

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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:06 pm

So my curtains are not a mythic weapon?

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