Meet Bob

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Meet Bob

Post by Sunner » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:14 am

Meet Bob.
Bob has a secret.
When Bob was growing up he liked to kill things and put them in the freezer.
Now Bob is a newlywed. The first time his wife found the mouse, perched on a bag of frozen peas, she assumed it hopped in when the door was open. When she found her kitten in there, she wept for days. She made Bob promise to be careful about leaving the door open. When the neighbor’s dog appeared next to the pot pies, she knew something was wrong and screamed at Bob. Bob now needs a bigger freezer.
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Re: Meet Bob

Post by pondspider » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:08 pm

I laughed at the ending. That's not a common response in me. Excellent.

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Re: Meet Bob

Post by strawman » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:43 pm

pondspider wrote:I laughed at the ending. That's not a common response in me. Excellent.
First indication you may have been taken over by a symbiant parasite.
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Re: Meet Bob

Post by Sunner » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:02 pm

That's the first time I have ever been called a symbiant parasite...
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Re: Meet Bob

Post by Lucy Jayne » Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:42 pm

Love this one - it made me laugh after a terrible day at work. More like this please! :-)

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Re: Meet Bob

Post by pondspider » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:15 am

Lucy Jayne wrote:Love this one - it made me laugh after a terrible day at work. More like this please! :-)
Contagion! :!:

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Re: Meet Bob

Post by plasticastle » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:59 am

That was great :) amazing how your line with frozen peas makes it that much more universal.
Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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