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unseentangerine
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by unseentangerine » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:21 am
For hours I grind. Slicing one after another after another. With one arc of my scythe another mob disappears, and a few more pieces of gold jingle in my coffer. My Webcutter is nice, but a Webcutter +1 is 0.1 seconds faster, and 100,000 pieces of gold more expensive. I would make my own, but what I am? A crafter? No, a damage dealer. And so I toil for whole weekends, running down the next enemy to see what they drop. Some fields are more productive than others of course—WWII was good. I am a level 75 Grim Reaper.
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this one was directly inspired by Overworked by Sunner. and I might add the only mmo I've ever actually played was FFXI, and that was many years ago, but, ah, those were the days

Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.