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Post by unseentangerine » Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:21 am

For hours I grind. Slicing one after another after another. With one arc of my scythe another mob disappears, and a few more pieces of gold jingle in my coffer. My Webcutter is nice, but a Webcutter +1 is 0.1 seconds faster, and 100,000 pieces of gold more expensive. I would make my own, but what I am? A crafter? No, a damage dealer. And so I toil for whole weekends, running down the next enemy to see what they drop. Some fields are more productive than others of course—WWII was good. I am a level 75 Grim Reaper.

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this one was directly inspired by Overworked by Sunner. and I might add the only mmo I've ever actually played was FFXI, and that was many years ago, but, ah, those were the days :wink:
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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