Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

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plasticastle
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Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

Post by plasticastle » Fri Nov 14, 2014 1:57 am

It's never pleasant, but it must be done. After Mutley’s finished, I pull out a tiny plastic bag.
The fresh heat pressing against fingers is sickly, it takes concentration to keep my porridge down.
I stash the baggie next to the path. I’ll pick it up after our walk, senseless to carry it.
Not long after, enthusiastic footsteps approach.
“Hey I think you dropped this!”
The man plants the baggie in my palm then scurries away.
I’ve watched monkeys at the zoo and I gotta tell you, those little bastards are onto something.
My happy helper never sees it coming.
Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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Re: Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

Post by pondspider » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:03 am

It took me a minute to see the meaning of the final two sentences... Nice.
And this is a great example of the Asshole Samaritan.

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Re: Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

Post by unreliable narrator » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:09 pm

Still chortling as I type. Nice one! :lol:
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft

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Re: Steaming little baggie (Asshole Samaritan Theme)

Post by plasticastle » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:29 am

@pondspider
@unreliable narrator
Thanks guys, I feel like my brain is starting to accept the drabble mentality,
sure beats that brain leech I was wearing before.
Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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