Who Really Built Stonehenge?

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Who Really Built Stonehenge?

Post by unseentangerine » Fri Feb 27, 2015 10:31 am

“Our ancient race has traveled from the stars for thousands of your lifetimes to share with you our knowledge of the universe. Our people have success in every endeavor; we do not hunger or fight. Tell us, what one thing can we help your people accomplish?”
“One thing? Well, actually, we've been trying to move these huge rocks aroung for like, ever, but they're super heavy! Could you . . . ?”
“We can cure your diseases, bring harmony—”
“No, no, we really want a big circle of giant stone slabs.”
“We certainly can do that but—”
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: Who Really Built Stonehenge?

Post by SpareInch » Fri Feb 27, 2015 1:31 pm

Ha! Like it!

Were these the same aliens who go around teaching monkeys to bang rocks together?
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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