Page 1 of 1

Jumping In

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 2:08 pm
by peteyfrogboy
Murder is like jumping into the sea. One moment you are dry, afraid to get wet, and the next moment it's all over; your shoes are wet, your underwear is wet, your phone is ruined. Once you're that wet, you can't get any wetter. Then you decide what to do: you can scramble out and deal with the consequences, you can flail around until you drown, or you can adapt to your situation and learn to swim, learn to breathe water, learn to eat the smaller fish. I am a shark, sir, and that is why you will hire me.

Re: Jumping In

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:28 pm
by strawman
I have tried to learn how to breathe water. Technically, it sould be possible, as I spent nine months doing it once upon a time. But I gotta know... hire you to do what?