Sock Market Addiction

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unseentangerine
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Sock Market Addiction

Post by unseentangerine » Sun Mar 29, 2015 7:00 am

I bought my first toe socks on Ebay three years ago. It was a rush like I'd never felt before. I stole the socks for just twelve cents each, and free shipping! I couldn't believe how easy it was. Eventually, I started buying socks I didn't need. I had thousands.
Then it hit me. I too could sell a few pairs, for say, twenty-four cents each and make a profit. I bought socks and resold them like shares of NASDAQ. I know that's what others buyers did too.
My empire crumbled after some argyles turned out counterfeit. I lost everything.

:? I don't really remember writing this. . maybe I was asleep? I don't know. I fixed the first sentence too.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: Sock Market Addiction

Post by miniscreams » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:56 am

Funny. I like this one.
"You're on earth. There's no cure for that." ~Samuel Beckett

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