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Sock Market Addiction

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 7:00 am
by unseentangerine
I bought my first toe socks on Ebay three years ago. It was a rush like I'd never felt before. I stole the socks for just twelve cents each, and free shipping! I couldn't believe how easy it was. Eventually, I started buying socks I didn't need. I had thousands.
Then it hit me. I too could sell a few pairs, for say, twenty-four cents each and make a profit. I bought socks and resold them like shares of NASDAQ. I know that's what others buyers did too.
My empire crumbled after some argyles turned out counterfeit. I lost everything.

:? I don't really remember writing this. . maybe I was asleep? I don't know. I fixed the first sentence too.

Re: Sock Market Addiction

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:56 am
by miniscreams
Funny. I like this one.