I never thought I would become part of the Illuminati, but during my investigations into various conspiracies when I “followed the money” most of the trails led to the same major corporation. When I finally got in too deep I was lucky. Someone recognized my talents, so I was recruited rather than eliminated. They found me a position in the corporation, and I learned they were not trying to wake the Old Ones. They are trying to prolong their slumbers. After all, “the end of the world as we know it” would have an adverse effect on their bottom line.
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.