"Good morning class!" I spoke, as I walked into my classroom. Facing the chalkboard, I breathed a sweet sigh of relief as I heard silence. They were listening for once! I piled up the small piece of chalk and wrote today's assignment, "Learning how to solve advanced mathematical equations with algebra". I set the chalk down in a little pile of white dust before picking up the notebook with the various names of my pupils, and a pen. I read out the first name. Silence. Turning, my eyes widened as I stared at the dead eyes of the bloody cadavers.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H. P. Lovecraft