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Priming the Sale

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:36 am
by eric_marsh
"He may not look like it," Sam said, "but this little guy's a big money maker. Our clients sell big ticket items. Research demonstrates that when people are depressed they can dramatically overspend on a product."

The puppy was adorable. Sam hit it with a hammer. It yelped then lay twitching. Blood trickled from it's mouth.

"Joey has an advanced polymar construction over a titanium frame. This resets him"

Sam pressed a button on a remote. The dog sat up, it's tail wagging.

"and this button makes Joey run under a moving car. Think of it as priming the sale."

Re: Priming the Sale

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:04 pm
by eric_marsh
Probably doesn't work on the 1/10th of the 1% though.