There's an App for That

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There's an App for That

Post by groomporter » Wed May 06, 2015 2:50 pm

The Vodou App seemed like just what Jimmy needed. It was expensive for an app, but he had plenty of cash in his Paypal account. It turned out he should have read the reviews. The app worked great on iPhone, but an Android glitch in the protection spell feature meant Baron Samedi now required a monthly offering. Leaving cigars in the cemetery wasn't a real hardship, but the Baron had acquired a taste for Djarum cigarettes which had been banned in the US. For Jimmy, normalized relations with Cuba, and cheaper access to Havana cigars could not come soon enough.
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Re: There's an App for That

Post by unseentangerine » Thu May 07, 2015 8:32 am

@.0 wow that was a winding road
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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