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Feel free to shred this drabble :-)

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:53 pm
by Hamsterknit
Bella was sad. She picked a daisy.
“He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not.”
With a sob, she dropped the stalk to the ground and sank down next to it. Her life was meaningless.
She picked another daisy.
“He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not.”
How could she go on like this? How could he torment her so? Why did all the daisies in her yard have an even number of petals?

Re: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:45 am
by strawman
Bella was a nimrod.
Who taught her she had to start with "He loves me"?

Plenty of good relationships begin with "He loves me not".
After a few weeks in the cellar, they always say "I love you."
Or wish they had.

Re: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:35 pm
by Hamsterknit
Too true! I had originally written this drabble on a Harry Potter forum when the forum changed everything to 'Twi-lite' for April Fools Day.

Re: Feel free to shred this drabble :-)

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:26 pm
by strawman
Now there's a marketing idea. Drabblecast should invade the Harry Potter forum en masse. Ride in on our Harleys and shoot up the place for a few days.