Three Easy Steps to Making a Viral Hologram on Turtles

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Three Easy Steps to Making a Viral Hologram on Turtles

Post by will write for beer » Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:20 pm

In preparation for the day when turtle holograms overtake cat videos as the world’s favorite Internet addiction, we offer this guide to making a viral hologram on turtles.

1: Obtain two turtles. You'd be surprised at how many people use tortoises or terrapins. While this sloppiness may have gone unnoticed in the days of Internet videos, in holograms, Great A'Tuin is in the details.

2: Create your hologram.

3: Step off your turtles.

Congratulations! You have just made a successful viral hologram on turtles. Just be careful not to fall as you step off: it's turtles all the way down.
"Yeah they're dead. They're all messed up."
-- Sheriff McClelland

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