Harvey

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Harvey

Post by unseentangerine » Sat Jul 04, 2015 6:22 am

“We're going to get you all set up and the doctor will be in in just a moment.”
“We? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?” the man on the exam table gave a self-satisfied grin because he used his favorite 'dad joke'.
The nurse replied with a curt smile and closed the door. She took a few paces down the hall and ducked into the supply closet with a sideways glance.
“Those fools don't know what the two of us have, do they Harvey?”
She kissed his nose and nested him back in her pocket.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Re: Harvey

Post by SpareInch » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:59 pm

Do mice spread MRSA?

And more importantly, does Harvey get out of her pocket to do his business?
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Harvey

Post by unseentangerine » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:58 am

It's quite possible Harvey has gone to join the choir eternal, but I ran out of my 100 words
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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