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If you knew sushi...

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:54 pm
by groomporter
Gearing up for the local huge Renaissance fair...

The popular mermaid attraction at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival has been shut down.

Health officials reported that the exotic species on display brought with them a drug resistant, and sometimes fatal infestation of crabs. The infestation was discovered when a Biffs sanitation company employee found a pair of dead goldfish mermaids that had been "flushed" in nearby portable toilets and had clogged his cleaning equipment. An infected jouster and a mime both remain in serious condition. A fire eater was released from the hospital earlier and doctors theorize that the kerosene in his system helped him fight off the infection.

Re: If you knew sushi...

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:34 pm
by Beck
Questioning for the deaths of the mermaids has begun on the mime but he's not saying anything...