Et tù?

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Beck
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Et tù?

Post by Beck » Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:41 pm

Upon reaching Purgatory, Richard looked around at the people milling about. There were feet shuffling, some tears, and stares.

"Great," he muttered. "I'm at the DMV."

His body, still stinging from the impact of the school bus that sent him here, he turned to the man next to him and stared in awe.

"Julius Caesar?" He asked. "THE Julius Caesar?" The man nodded.

Jesus, Richard thought. This guy has been here for over 2000 years, doing penance.

"What sin got you stuck here for all these years? War, persecution, murder, adultery...?"

"Masturbation." Caesar responded with a sigh.

"DAMNIT!" Richard exclaimed.

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