She gave him that "come hither" look. Her eyes full of desire. He peeled off his shirt as he walked toward her. Sitting on the sofa, she recoiled in horror.
"I'm sorry," he said. "I thought you knew. The eye hole in my chest pulls in sunlight as well as oxygen from water. It can't see. It nictates to stay clean. The tentacle is necessary for feeding. The multiple nipples and mucus rods are for.....
"I know all that," she cut him off. Then almost as if she was spitting, she replied.
"I was looking at the Pittsburgh Steelers tattoo."