The creator smiled. He had finally done it! Life, or as close as he could could get. He wasn't ashamed to admit his neediness, but one day he'd show them. He'd show them ALL the power he held his greasy, pizza covered hands. His creation whirred as its CPU kicked in. It lurched forward, shambling in its preprogrammed way. It was terrifying, screens showing true horror. There was only one problem left to solve. His monster had found someone better than destruction. It laughed childishly and clapped it’s gawky gloved hands as the kitten turned another somersault on his screens.