In 1973 it was Wizzard who proclaimed "I wish it could be christmas everday".
Well now it can be, with our all new seasonal festivity drug HOHOHO(TM)!
Effects may include (but are not limited to):
But you're next to a log fire!
Is that sleigh bells I hear?
Recapture that childhood innocence!
The smell of mulled wine!
BUY TODAY, CHRISTMAS TOMORROW!
(side effects may include: The will to believe in evidently fictitious persons, the will to kill for these beliefs, inability to detect actual fires, thesleighbellsohgodmakethemstopmakethemstop, consistent feeling of being too full, severe paranoia.)