Defense attorney Chad Barnett addressed the jury: “I implore you, ladies and gentlemen, to find my client not guilty by reason of insanity. Yes, he robbed that bank, but he did so under a powerful delusion; he was convinced that he was Napoleon Bonaparte and that he needed that money to build an army of giant nuclear powered ducks. I will refer to this as the Steam Engine Defense.”
Judge Willoughby leaned forward and said “Steam Engine...? Please elaborate, counselor.”
“Well it sounds like a loco motive to me!” Barnett shouted.
The judge beat him to death with his gavel.
The Steam Engine Defense
The Steam Engine Defense
What the what?
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MonsieurMoustache
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Re: The Steam Engine Defense
Pffff hahahahahah Why did I ever leave this place? Wonderful.
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ZimmermansWay
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Re: The Steam Engine Defense
Hah! What a groaner! I'd like to illustrate this one for the Newsletter!
...Zimmerman...
"We're all lying in the gutter. Some of us are just looking up at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
"We're all lying in the gutter. Some of us are just looking up at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde