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The Best Essential Oil

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:36 am
by Lhokei
The husband turned on the diffuser, watching the fine mist spray into the air. He sniffed the oil’s strong aroma and, with a sigh, lay down on the bed.
“What the heck did you put in the diffuser tonight?” the harridan scowled as she came into the room and lay down.
“It’s a new oil,” he explained.
“It stinks. I can even feel it on my skin!” she placed one of her ever present cigarettes in her mouth “This won’t help me sleep! Can’t you even choose an oil? What oil is this anyway?”
“Kerosene” he said, lighting her cigarette.

Re: The Best Essential Oil

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:48 am
by Weird Beard
This story made me chuckle