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Kiss 'N Tell

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:47 am
by Suomy Nona
Have you ever dated a vampire?

I have and let me tell you…
it sure was pretty strange.

I found out really quick that if you date vampires,
they always want to change you.

I guess that’s true with most relationships,
but with vampires it seems a little more permanent.

Also, they always want to drink your blood.
I didn’t have a problem with that part.
It’s sort of like donating, isn’t it?

Anyway, it didn’t last.

I just couldn’t get used to it...
I mean the weird intimacy.
Like snuggling…
I just wasn’t used to a dead body moving.