Not from Kansas Anymore

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Insomniacagnostic
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Not from Kansas Anymore

Post by Insomniacagnostic » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:56 am

The witch cackled at the approaching girl holding a bucket. "It'll take more than a girl from Kansas, her little dog and a bucket of water to stop me."
The girl threw the bucket's contents onto the witch. The witch screeched in agony. She collapsed as her skin bubbled from the chemical burns that were melting off her face.
From the ground the witch saw a Doberman holding a limp monkey with broken wings in its mouth, which was quickly replaced by ruby colored steel toes connecting with her face.
"That was lye, and I'm from Baltimore, not Kansas bitch!"
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Re: Not from Kansas Anymore

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:14 am

Alas, clicking the Ruby slippers still took her to Kansas. Greyhound would not take pets, so Dorothy was forced to hitchhike back home.

It was just too bad that she was dressed like a school girl...

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Re: Not from Kansas Anymore

Post by m_a_kelly » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:48 am

A thoroughly modern touch to the old classic. Today Dorothy would be sentenced to six months probation and forced into an Anger Management Program. The witch would, of course, sue for damages.
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh, shit! She's awake!"

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