Anthony's New Car

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Anthony's New Car

Post by m_a_kelly » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:34 am

To celebrate the two-fold events of spending Thanksgiving day with his girlfriend and getting his first U.S. drivers license, Tony asks his lady to help him select a new car. Something economical and reliable for the long commutes between school and home, but inexpensive enough for his meager funds. In the end, he decides to go with the Chevy. 

"How do you like it, T?" his girlfriend asks later.

"I'm chuffed to bits, love. But I don't like sitting on the left. It just doesn't feel right."

We may go for a spin later, when we've stopped laughing.
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Re: Anthony's New Car

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:09 am

A left / right pun? Groan.

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Re: Anthony's New Car

Post by TheJebi » Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:45 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A left / right pun? Groan.
I read this yesterday, but refrained from comment because I was not sure that I got it, but upon reading it again I must agree with your groan...
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Re: Anthony's New Car

Post by m_a_kelly » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:42 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A left / right pun? Groan.
Yes, and it was made all the more cheesy in that it was completely accidental. A nice overdose of Oxytocin does that to people, I suppose.
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Re: Anthony's New Car

Post by m_a_kelly » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:11 pm

This is a semi-true story, btw. Happened on Wednesday. Only difference was he didn't say "Chuffed to bits." Couldn't write on here what he really said. :o I love my cheesy Yorkie terrier, though. :) I'll miss him when he goes back to Orlando. :(
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, "Oh, shit! She's awake!"

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