Bsides 18 – On the Vinegar Valves of Venus

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Bsides 18 – On the Vinegar Valves of Venus

Postby StalinSays » Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:31 am

Feature: On the Vinegar Valves of Venus by Frank Key

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Wednesday, December 19th, 2012
Monsignor’s Log, stardate the Millennium Feast of Saints Blot & Cugat…

It was a very special day, so I wore the least tatty of my vestments. The chasuble is only slightly frayed, the stains on the cincture have faded, the alb, granted, is little better than a rag. I cannot get the grease out of the amice, and the stole is in tatters. The less said about the maniple the better. But by adjusting the lighting so it played through the cobwebs I think only the sharpest-eyed of congregants will have noticed. I did my best to disguise the stink by spraying the chapel with an aerosol can of Essence of Blood of the Lamb. It was decocted, of course, not from the real blood of a real lamb, but from chemical compounds manufactured in the lab by boffins. I have seen pictures of so-called “real” lambs in a codex. They look like tinier versions of sheep, if, that is, they were drawn to scale. Who knows?


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Re: Bsides 18 – On the Vinegar Valves of Venus

Postby tbaker2500 » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:12 pm

Rock! Great story, some excellent turns of phrase in this one.
Perfect B-side.
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Re: Bsides 18 – On the Vinegar Valves of Venus

Postby Unblinking » Thu Jan 03, 2013 3:39 pm

As with most Frank Key stories, this one is somehow both fun and hard to wrap my head around. He's a warped invidual, he is. He belongs here!


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