Bsides 29 – The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Dribble

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Bsides 29 – The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Dribble

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:12 am

Feature: The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Dribble Day by William Tenn
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Wednesday, September 25th, 2013
Testimony of Witness No. 5671 before the Special Presidential Investigative Commission. Leonard Drucker, thirty-one years old, unmarried, of 238 West 10th Street, New York City, Borough of Manhattan, employed as a salesman by the Har-Bern Office Partition Company of 205 East 42nd Street, New York City, Borough of Manhattan. Witness, being placed under oath, does swear and depose:
Well, I don’t know, the telephone woke me up about eight A.M. on that Wednesday morning. I grabbed at it, half falling out of bed, and finally managed to juggle it up to my ear. A girl’s voice was saying, “Hello, Lennie? Is that you, Lennie? Hello?”


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Re: Bsides 29 – The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Drib

Postby tbaker2500 » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:12 am

Fantastic! I loved this story. Modern day stories are all about fancy was of explaining weird behavior. Back then it was just
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Postby gunsofchekhovia » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:16 pm

Yep. Now it's always some weird metaphor for

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Postby strawman » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:50 am

Back when he wrote it, this was novel. But now it's a 45 year old one-trick pony. But endearing that he'd include it to make his wife happy. Maybe his wife was the Queen of Hearts?
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Postby Lone Mopper » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:46 pm

The truly sad part is, I remember reading this story........................ anyone seen my geritol?
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Postby Lone Mopper » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:47 pm

PS:

If you know what Geritol is, welcome to the club. AARP has stuff in the mail to you.
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Re: Bsides 29 – The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Drib

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:58 am

Lone Mopper wrote:PS:

If you know what Geritol is, welcome to the club. AARP has stuff in the mail to you.


Hey, at least you're not from the south, where we had to listen to wags singsong, "Geritol, it's snake oil" -- where "oil" was pronounced the proper way. That is, it sounds just like "all". :)

Anyway, this story was similar to many a "Mad Men" episode... not bad, not excellent, but a fun collection of nostalgia. (It could have used a few more busty red-heads, though.)

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Postby Lone Mopper » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:40 am

All stories need more busty redheads.
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Re: Bsides 29 – The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Drib

Postby Varda » Mon Nov 04, 2013 11:58 pm

HA!! Great story. Of course,

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nowadays, if you were to write a story about people tripping on LSD, you'd have to deal with the bad rap given it by all the guys who keep eating people's faces off. But maybe that would actually make a pretty good story, now that I think of it. :twisted:


strawman wrote:Maybe his wife was the Queen of Hearts?


Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that was a reference to one of my all-time favorite movies! I knew I liked you, Strawman. :) Wish more people would see it. Pure genius.
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Postby strawman » Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:57 am

You're too young for that to be your favorite movie. Sure fit the Drabblecast tho, didn't it?
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Re: Bsides 29 – The Lemon-Green Spaghetti-Loud Dynamite-Drib

Postby El Barto » Sat Dec 28, 2013 4:00 pm

Gotta give this one a '"meh" - once the answer was revealed the description went on and on.

I would have at least liked to see the Army guys fall victim to the same phenomenon and there be an interesting effort to figure out what happened.


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