Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

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Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

Postby Kevin Anderson » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:20 pm

Jeez Louise
by Robert Scotellaro

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"Jeez Louise," Frank says to Delores, as he glances from his window at the long line of onlookers—Father Gomez among them. "They're still out there."
Across the room their six-year old Chihuahua , Shorty, lounges atop a penthouse of cushions. "I fixed Shorty something," Delores says. "Should get him going again..."


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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby strawman » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:46 pm

The way I see it, Norm, you got two choices:

1) Repent
2) Get fitted for asbestos underwear.

Perhaps Kevin would be AMENable to adding a listener poll?

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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby DougallStrange » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:30 am

flippin Sweet a nice small chunk of blasphemy to start the day of right. Excellent Job Robert Scotellero
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby internalogic » Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:41 am

Okay.

What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.

I mean, I'm in the freaking library man! And I think my facial expression (restrained constipated-esque frozen smile with head turned right and about 75 degrees upward) looks weird and creepy at best.....at BEST! and it's not going away!
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby strawman » Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:50 pm

internalogic wrote:Okay.

What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.

I mean, I'm in the freaking library man! And I think my facial expression (restrained constipated-esque frozen smile with head turned right and about 75 degrees upward) looks weird and creepy at best.....at BEST! and it's not going away!


You mean, like this?




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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby internalogic » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:12 am

Hm.

Combine that with this

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and you've pretty much got the picture.

I'm tired of walking around looking like this.

Something's gotta give.
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby StalinSays » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:19 am

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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby Phenopath » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:18 pm

Nice one, blasphemy is good but scatology is better. Drabblecast is going back to its roots?
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby ROU Killing Time » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:09 pm

Phenopath wrote:Nice one, blasphemy is good but scatology is better. Drabblecast is going back to its roots?

They transplated the roots into the b-side planter.
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby Mr. Tweedy » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:03 pm

I LOLed.

I thought it was a perfect satire of people's tendency to seek deep significance in stupid things. People crowding around in breathless anticipation, waiting for a dog to crap on the lawn. Ain't it the truth? Girls queueing up for hours for the chance to glimpse the star of "Twilight." People swamping the phone system to cast their American Idol votes. The general delirium that will erupt next year when the new Hollywood starlet is revealed (whoever she happens to be). Ain't it the truth?

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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby groomporter » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:47 pm

internalogic wrote:Okay.

What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.


I'll second that, I was listening to it on my iPod at work while surrounded by Catholic/Hispanics, but I managed to not laugh out loud.

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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby dreamrock » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:53 pm

internalogic wrote:What I want to say is that what you people are doing to those of us who listen to these things while out in public spaces is just wrong.
The victims of my weirdness are used to it already. I think you should listen to more Drabblecasts and possibly do zany things like wear a pink argyle sock on one foot and pixel skull sock on the other foot and help acclimate them. :twisted:
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby tbaker2500 » Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:48 am

A story built around the phrase "Holy Sh*t".

Pretty funny!
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby Traxer » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:13 pm

In listening to this, I think I said "What the crap?" multiple times before realizing how fitting it really was. And then I kept saying it because...well...do I need to explain?

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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby eric_marsh » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:00 pm

It's kind of like a car fire with toasted passengers inside. Totally disgusting, but somehow a it compels you to listen.
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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby Talia » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:01 am

eric_marsh wrote:It's kind of like a car fire with toasted passengers inside. Totally disgusting, but somehow a it compels you to listen.


You frequently listen to car fires with toasted passengers?

Is this available on ITunes, or do I need to track down a torrent?

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Re: Bsides 7- Jeez Louise by Robert Scotellaro

Postby strawman » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:54 pm

This belongs in the Podcasts and Such thread. What's the RSS?
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Re: B Sides 7 - Jeez Louise

Postby Unblinking » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:53 pm

Hilarious! Loved it loved it. I will think of this the next time someone declares that waterstains under an overpass look like the Virgin Mary.

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Re: Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

Postby jack9091 » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:21 am

Nice one, blasphemy is good but scatology is better. ......
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Re: Bsides 07 - Jeez Louise

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